you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
me: *gets jealous*
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*