boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
im just a human bean
i feel u
or like i want to
Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.
i want to lay here with you and listen to you spill your stupid broken heart out to me. i want to be able to hold you and plant kisses everywhere it hurts. i want to be the one that shows you the world is not as nasty as it seems. i want to prove to you that you are capable to be loved after all the shitty times you have in life. i fucking love everything you hate about yourself.